Alderaan is Peaceful! We Have No Discernable Weapons!

New
Crank - ** '
How to Eat Fried Worms - ***
The Illusionist - **
Invincible - ** '
John Tucker Must Die - *1/2
Little Miss Sunshine - *1/2
Quinceanera - **1/2

Older
Snakes on a Plane - **1/2
Step Up - ** '
World Trade Center - *1/2
Barnyard - *1/2
Pulse - ***
The Ant Bully - **
The Descent - **
The Night Listener - **
Scoop - **1/2
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby - **1/2 '

Recently Viewed
Alien - ** ' (44) (Loud NOISE, loud NOISE, loud NOISE, not SCARY etc)
Aliens - **1/2 ' (59) (When you encounter an alien or a room-full, stand there and look at them. Most Computer-Like Villain Dept: Queenie and the Plug 'n' Play egg sac. Most Labored Action Scene Award: Ripley and the Lifter Suit. Little kids are still invincible, grenade belts are still awesome)
Brick - *** (67)
Election - **1/2 (53)
Ocean's 11 (1960) - *** (60)
Reservoir Dogs - *** ' (70)
Snatch - **1/2 ' (57)
Traffic - *** (61)



Arbitrary values on the move, mostly trashy TV shows. (The Real World = 1)