In the Words of Socrates ... I Drank What?

(How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned!!!)

(Terrible Movie-thon: The Beast of Yucca Flats, 6/10/07, Street Fighter: The Movie, 6/5/07, White Chicks, 6/4/07, The Final Sacrifice, 5/31/07, Prince of Space, 5/29/07, Time Chasers, 5/28/07, The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy, 5/27/07, Mazes and Monsters, 5/24/07, Queen of the Damned, 5/20/07, Blue Demon, 5/15/07, Communion, 5/10/07, Simon Birch, 5/9/07)

New
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theatres - **1/2
Are We Done Yet? - Zero!
Blood and Chocolate - *1/2
Codename: The Cleaner - *1/2
Deliver Us From Evil (2006) - ** '
D.O.A. - *1/2
For Your Consideration (2006) - **1/2 '
The Good German (2006) - *1/2
Grindhouse - **1/2 '
The Hoax - **1/2
The Last Mimzy - ** '
Letters From Iwo Jima (2006) - **1/2
Next - **
Notes on a Scandal (2006) - ** '
The Number 23 - **
Pathfinder - *
Premonition - **
Renaissance (2006) - ** '
Shooter - *1/2
Sleeping Dogs Lie (2006) - ** '
Sophie Scholl: The Final Days (2006) - *1/2
Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny (2006) - **
300 - **
TMNT - ** '
Vacancy - **1/2

Older
Because I Said So - 1/2
Black Snake Moan - ** '
Blood Diamond (2006) - *
Breach - **1/2 '
Catch and Release - ** '
The Curse of the Golden Flower (2006) - **1/2 '
Epic Movie - Zero!
Ghost Rider - *
Happily N'Ever After - *1/2
The Host - **1/2
I Think I Love My Wife - **1/2
Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006) - Zero!
La Moustache (2006) - **1/2
Music and Lyrics - **1/2
Norbit - Zero!
The Protector (2006) - *1/2
The Pursuit of Happyness (2006) - ** '
The Queen (2006) - **1/2
Reno 911: Miami - *1/2
Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles (2006) - **1/2
The Science of Sleep (2006) - **1/2
Tideland (2006) - ** '
Ultimate Avengers (2006) - **1/2
Ultimate Avengers II (2006) - ** '
Volver (2006) - **1/2 '

Recently Viewed
Aguirre, the Wrath of God - **1/2 ' (58)
Barefoot Gen - * (17)
Batman - **1/2 ' (56)
The Beast of Yucca Flats - 1/2 (7)
The Big Lebowski - **1/2 ' (57)
Blade II - **1/2 (54)
Blue Demon - Zero! (2)
Bound - **1/2 ' (55)
Carrie - * (14) (Angst more plz kthx)
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle - ** ' (47)
Chungking Express - *** (62)
Communion - * (14)
The Day After Tomorrow - 1/2 (9)
Dazed and Confused - ***1/2 ' (86)
The Dirty Dozen - **1/2 ' (59)
Dirty Harry - **1/2 (52)
The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie - *** ' (69)
The Elephant Man - * (20) (Adagio for Strings ... *erk* ... Also, Elephant Man sees so much beauty LOL)
The Exorcist - **1/2 (54)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off - *1/2 (23)
Final Fantasy Tactics - ***1/2 ' (84)
The Final Sacrifice - Zero! (2)
Fireworks (Hana-Bi) - **1/2 ' (57)
A Fistful of Dollars - **1/2 ' (57)
For a Few Dollars More - *** (64)
Goodfellas - *** (64)
The Graduate - *1/2 (24)
The Grand Illusion - **1/2 ' (60)
Grandma's Boy - *1/2 (28) (That dude just won with Potemkin ... I don't believe you. Also, was that a gravity cat shout-out?)
Gremlins - ** (35)
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle - ** ' (44)
He Got Game - 1/2 (8)
The Howling - *1/2 (25)
I'll Sleep When I'm Dead - **1/2 (53)
In the Mood For Love - ***1/2 (79)
Irma Vep - *** (61)
Jaws - **1/2 ' (55)
Jersey Girl - *1/2 (29)
Jurassic Park - *1/2 (31) (Deus ex Dinosaur, omg)
Jurassic Park III - ** ' (43) (Raptor Jesus! Is that baby for sale?)
The Lost World: Jurassic Park - ** (33)
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance - **1/2 ' (59)
The Man Who Would Be King - *** (63)
Mazes and Monsters - 1/2 (10)
Millenium Actress - ***1/2 ' (86)
Mission Impossible - **1/2 (51)
"Moral Orel" - ** ' (45)
My Neighbor Totoro - *** (62)
Nosferatu (1922) - **1/2 (51)
Paths of Glory - **1/2 ' (57)
Porco Rosso - **** ' (98)
Pretty Woman - ** ' (43)
Prince of Space - 1/2 (8)
Queen of the Damned - * (17)
The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy - Zero! (5)
Rules of the Game - *** (67)
Seven Swords - **1/2 (54)
Simon Birch - 1/2 (9)
Sneakers - **1/2 (53)
Speed - *** (63)
Stagecoach (1939) - **1/2 (50)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home - **1/2 (50)
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country - **1/2 ' (55)
Stick It - **1/2 ' (57)
Street Fighter: The Movie - *1/2 (25)
Time Chasers - Zero! (4)
Touch the Sound - **1/2 (52)
Troll 2 - * (16) (We need time ... for something to happen!)
A View to a Kill - ** ' (48)
The Village - ** (33)
What the #$*! Do We Know? - *1/2 (21)
White Chicks - Zero! (3)