Tuesday, January 30, 2007

This Tastes Like Rat Poison ... I Love Rat Poison!

(There is no POST, there is only EDIT. Also, L'Oscars, emphasis on loss. I nominate Ski Troop Attack for everything.)

(Doesn't seem too far off for January)

(Terrible Movie-thon: Rollerball, 3/16/07, The Octagon, 3/15/07, Karate Dog, 3/7/07, Teenage Caveman, The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent, 3/3/07, Eragon, 2/27/07, Crossover, 2/22/07, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, The Howling II: Stirba - Werewolf Bitch, 2/17/07, I Accidentally Domed Your Son, Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, 2/12/07, Wildcats, 2/8/07, Ski Troop Attack, 2/6/07)


New
Apocalypto (2006) - **1/2 '
Arthur and the Invisibles - **1/2
Bobby (2006) - *
Bridge to Terabithia - **1/2 '
Eragon (2006) - **
A Good Year (2006) - ** '
The Holiday (2006) - *1/2
Idiocracy (2006) - **1/2 '
Rocky Balboa (2006) - **
Seraphim Falls - **1/2
Smokin' Aces - **
Stomp the Yard - 1/2
Unaccompanied Minors (2006) - **1/2
We Are Marshall (2006) - **
Zodiac - ***

Older
Charlotte's Web - **1/2 '
Children of Men - **1/2
CSA: Confederate States of America - *1/2
Deja Vu - ***
Dreamgirls - ** '
Flags of Our Fathers - ** '
The Fountain - *1/2
The Good Shepherd - **
Happy Feet - **
Lonesome Jim - *1/2
Mongolian Ping Pong - **1/2 '
Night at the Museum - ** '
Open Season - ** '
Pan's Labyrinth - **1/2 '
The Prestige - ***1/2 '

Recently Viewed
The Abyss - ** ' (43)
Bananas - **1/2 (49)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm - **1/2 (49)
Bedazzled (2000) - **1/2 ' (55)
Blade Runner - *** (65)
Bottle Rocket - **1/2 (50)
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo - Zero! (4)
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid - *** ' (70)
Casino Royale (2006) - *** ' (71)
Chariots of Fire - **1/2 ' (56)
The Chumscrubber - 1/2 (12)
Crossover - * (18)
Deconstructing Harry - **1/2 (53)
Eraserhead - *** (61) (A rating-resistant film if I ever saw one - oh wait, I did - which admittedly is not how an NT prefers to go about this kind of thing, surrealistic or not. I guess it's unfair to make a comparison to 2001, considering it was still narrative cinema, just disjointed and symbolic, while Eraserhead is closer to cloud-gazing for shapes and objects. Of course, though Lynch declared it a field day for interpretation - such open-endedness I'd almost call complexity, and had I done so I probably would have felt pretty good about it, hence where other people are coming from - the ingenuity and control of his technical repetoire is damn near irrefutable, a level of capability, and in some respects measureability, that I really didn't see in Mulholland Drive. Problem remains though, the irony that Lynch's dream-like methods connect intellecutally but just don't do a thang for the aesthetics)
Erin Brockovich - *** (61)
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial - ** ' (44) (Meh)
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask) - ** ' (45)
The Experiment - ** ' (48)
The Faculty - 1/2 (9)
The Fog (1980) - ** ' (46) (There's something in The Fog ... zomg it's H2O!)
Frailty - *1/2 (29)
Frenzy - **1/2 ' (59)
The Fugitive - **1/2 ' (57)
Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence - *** (66)
Girl, Interrupted - ** (38)
The Grey Zone - **1/2 (51)
Hang 'Em High - **1/2 (50)
Hard-Boiled - *** (61)
High Plains Drifter - **1/2 (51)
High Noon - **1/2 ' (60)
The Howling II: Stirba - Werewolf Bitch - Zero! (4)
I Accidentally Domed Your Son - Zero! (2)
Interiors - **1/2 (49)
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956) - ** ' (48) (sans prologue / epilogue, 52)
Karate Dog - Zero! (4)
Lawrence of Arabia - *** ' (70)
Lilo and Stitch - **1/2 ' (55)
M - **1/2 (51)
Magnetic Rose [s] - **** (93)
Metallica: Some Kind of Monster - * (19)
Mona Lisa Smile - ** ' (45)
The Mothman Prophecies - **1/2 (52)
Nausicaa: Valley of the Wind - *** (63)
Notorious - **1/2 ' (57)
The Octagon - * (17)
Once Upon a Time in the West - *** ' (68)
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest - **1/2 ' (55)
Pulp Fiction - ***1/2 ' (87)
Rollerball (2002) - Zero! (5)
The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent - *1/2 (32)
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians - Zero! (3)
Schindler's List - *** ' (69)
Ski Troop Attack - Zero! (5)
Small Time Crooks - **1/2 (50)
State and Main - *** (64)
The Sting - **1/2 ' (60)
The Straight Story - **1/2 (53)
Sullivan's Travels - **1/2 (52)
Super Troopers - * (18)
Teenage Caveman (1958) - * (20)
Terminator 2: Judgement Day - ***1/2 (77)
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines - *** ' (69)
The Thin Blue Line - *** (65)
Three Colors: Blue - **1/2 ' (58)
The Triplets of Belleville - **1/2 (49)
12 Angry Men - *** ' (73)
Umberto D - **1/2 ' (59)
Waking Life - **1/2 (54)
The Wild Bunch - *** (67)
Wildcats - Zero! (2)
Young Frankenstein - *** (62)

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